I wrote a song about Taylor Swift last week.
More so, about the notorious Swift/Styles breakup. I have to say that I am blown away by the amount of attention it is STILL getting, so I figured I’d throw my two cents in there. Everybody gives celebrity couples a lot of crap when they break up, so I like to consider this my gentlemanly take on the issue. Like tuxedo and monocle gentleman. Mustache is optional, but it’s definitely encouraged.
Hopefully you enjoy my swifty jingle.