JORDAN

is now one of them
thedailywhat: Messed-Up Moose of the Day: A Gothenburg, Sweden man who went to check out the noise coming from his vacationing neighbor’s yard was surprised to find a drunk moose that got stuck in tree after consuming a few too many fermented apples. Assisted by police and rescue officials, Per Johansson successfully freed the inebriated animal by sawing off a few branches. Still hammered out of its antlers, the moose stumbled over to Johansson’s garden where it reportedly remains today. Personally, I don’t have much sympathy for the creature. A møøse once bit my sister. No realli! [ap via foxnews / thanks bradford!] This is the kind of news I like.

thedailywhat:

Messed-Up Moose of the Day: A Gothenburg, Sweden man who went to check out the noise coming from his vacationing neighbor’s yard was surprised to find a drunk moose that got stuck in tree after consuming a few too many fermented apples.

Assisted by police and rescue officials, Per Johansson successfully freed the inebriated animal by sawing off a few branches. Still hammered out of its antlers, the moose stumbled over to Johansson’s garden where it reportedly remains today.

Personally, I don’t have much sympathy for the creature. A møøse once bit my sister. No realli!

[ap via foxnews / thanks bradford!]

This is the kind of news I like.

(via theanimalblog)

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    Darrrrg! This bothers me not for the story, but because they used Ø which is a Norwegian letter, not Swedish (They would...
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    THE MOOSE HAS LANDED
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    My drunk moose!!! :D
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    Andrea your moose!!
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    Poor baby!! Awwhhhh
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